Hullo hullo.... You have now stumbled into my blog-thingumy, and you should be afraid. Very afraid.

I don't really use LiveJournal all that much, though.... Heh... Just thought I'd edit it. So I removed all my entries, and... Yeah.


That userpic is provided by the wonderful boz4pm . Worship the ground she walks on.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

it can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your lj and see what your friends come up with.

Also: bonus point if fake memory is accompanied by a fake photo.

Taken from the Magic Rat's journal...

The first five people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing (at any rating as well, explicit, non-explicit, whatever). In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

I had a bad scare this morning.

Woke up to dizziness and inability to breathe properly. Soon followed by bloodclots in my sputum. The coughing has been bad for a week now, and I was scared... so I called an ambulance. They came immediately.

I was taken to the emergency room where they took really good care of me, and x-rayed my chest and gave me some kind of inhaler drug thing to clear my airways.

Turns out I have pneumonia. Good thing I went to the doctor's. I have meds now, and am about to go sleepy night night.

I am utterly drained.

I decided, since I'm sick and bored and I found this on Rattie's page, I'm nicking it and seeing how I did...

(X) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(X) Grease
( ) Grease 2
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
(X) Boondock Saints
(X) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Blazing Saddles
(X) The Neverending Story
(X) The Neverending Story II
(X) The Neverending Story III
( ) Airplane
( ) The Princess Bride
( ) Willow
( ) Anchorman
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
(X) Labyrinth
(X) Saw
(X) Saw II
(X) Saw III
( ) Saw IV
( ) Saw V
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(X) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
(X) Scream
( ) Scream 2
(X) Scream 3
(X) I Know What You Did Last Summer
( ) I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
( ) Candyman
(X) The Shining
(X) Stand By Me
(X) Scary Movie
(X) Scary Movie 2
(X) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
(X)Resident Evil 1
( )Resident Evil 2
(X) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
(X) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(X) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(X) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(X) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
(X) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
(X) Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
(X) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(X) The Village
(X) Lilo & Stitch
(X) Finding Nemo
(X) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(X) The Grinch
(X) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(X) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(X) I, Robot
( ) Robots
( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(X) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(X) Deep Impact
( ) King Pin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(X) King Kong
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(X) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(X) Halloween
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(X) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(X) The Ring
(X) The Ring 2
(X) Flubber
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(X) Chicago
(X) Ghost Ship
(X) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
(X) Secret Window
(X) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Child's Play 2
( ) Child's Play 3
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) 10 Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(X) Gothika
(X) Nightmare on Elm Street
( )Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(X) The Grudge
(X) The Grudge 2
(X) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(X) Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Ocean's Thirteen
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Pretty in Pink
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(X) Ice Age
(X) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
( ) Independence Day
(X) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(X) ET
(X) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(X) War of the Worlds
(X) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
( ) Rush Hour 3
( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(X) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(X) Wizard of Oz
(X) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
( ) The Terminator
( ) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
(X) X-Men
(X) X-2
(X) X-Men:The Last Stand
(X) X-Men Origins: Wolverine
(X) Spider-Man
( ) Spider-Man 2
( ) Spider-Man 3
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(X) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
(X) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) The Skulls 2
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(X) Shrek
(X) Shrek 2
( ) Shrek the Third
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-Year-Old Virgin
(X) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(X) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(X) The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(X )Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(X) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(X) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(X)Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
(X) American History X
( ) Three
( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
(X) Night Watch
(X) Monsters Inc.
(X) Titanic
(X) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(X) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
(X) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(X) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(X) Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
(X) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(X) Waterworld
( ) Kill Bill vol 1
( ) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(X) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) The Hills Have Eyes 2
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
(X) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(X) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(X) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(X) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(X) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(X) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
(X) The Matrix
(X) The Matrix Reloaded
(X) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Ghost Town
(X) Red Dragon
(X) Silence of the Lambs
(X) Hannibal
(X) Wall-E
(X) Batman Begins
(X) The Dark Knight
( ) The Prestige
(X) Cars
(X) Gone With The Wind
(X) Top Gun
( ) Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
( ) Strangers on a Train
(X) Interview With The Vampire
( ) District 9
( ) The Wedding Banquet
( ) Wonder Boys
(X) Eastern Promises
( ) Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
( ) Fried Green Tomatoes
(X) Moulin Rouge
( ) Six Ways To Sunday
( ) Stormy Monday
( ) Velvet Goldmine
(X) Wilde
(X) Sleepy Hollow
( ) Platoon
( ) The Brothers Grimm
(X) National Treasure
(X) Blade
( ) Blade 2
(X) Blade Trinity
( ) Casino Royale
(X) Alien
(X) Aliens
(X) Alien 3
(X) Alien Resurrection
( ) Ghost
(X) Dirty Dancing
( ) Ferris Bueller's Day Off
( ) Planes, Trains and Automobiles
( ) Kelly's Heroes

And a new one begins. Happy new year, people!

So as people might now, I have a chinchilla named Míriel. Today, I went and got a rat. I named her Indis. She's the most preciousest thing ever!

Seriously! I wants NORWAY!

I'm doing a lot better, btw. I... Had a bit of a DO-WANT-HOME attack the other day and decided to whine online, like we do. Anyway.

North Dakota is, as I've gathered and experienced the last couple days, FREEZING in winter. And it's not the cold that feels OMGFREAKIN'COLD when you're outside if you wear the right clothes. No, it's the kind of cold that kinda creeps up on you and settles after a while when you've come back indoors. And as the sensible norwegian I am, I wear wool underwear with silk inlay to keep the warmth in, and then several layers of wool and cotton on top. And still... FRICKIN' CHILL!

So I remedied it by taking a bath and making a cuppa of wonderful TEA. I loves me some tea. It's a bloody shame that the Americans don't have tea time. Really.

I am not quite sure how I'm doing, exactly.

I feel like there's a huge, empty place inside my chest right now, and it's called Norway. To put it this way, I'm desperately homesick and though I know I'll get to go home in about a week, I don't really know how to get to the airport. I wish I did - because that would've lessened my worries greatly. As it were... I feel like the ground is slipping out from underneath me.

I guess I probably just sound melodramatic, but.. I don't really have anyone to talk to right now, and I need to get this out of my system.

Right now, I don't really know if I want to return. Yes, I like the school. I even like some of the people that go here - though not that many. What I absolutely hate is being away from my family for so long. I don't know if I can manage another semester.

Now, most of the semester hasn't been that hard, but right now... Right now it feels unmanageable. I can't even go to class today because I feel too depressed to walk out the door.

I'm not sleeping properly, but that's my PTSD speaking, basically. I'm not the same timid girl as I was when I left Norway, but at the same time I don't feel like I'm one hundred per cent, either, and I'm finally starting to realize how sick I've been.

That was one hell of a depressing post. Sorry, guys...

GRATTIS MED DAGEN VAFFELDAMEDAMEN! Jeg kaller deg Jacob nå. :P Neida.

Håper du har en vanvittig flott bursdag og at alt går bra på dagen din når den endelig ruller rundt! Kjempeglad i deg!

If anyone wondered, I was just telling my friend that her birthday should be happy and wonderful. And that I will now call her Jacob. :)

I've been in a major slump when it comes to writing for a long time, and thanks to the encouragement of delaese , I was finally able to come up with something. This little story of how Rude become a Turk is dedicated to her, with my utmost gratitude. Any constructive criticism to improve my writing would be appreciated - I haven't written anything decent on my own in ages.



( Prodding Shells )

Is messy.

To make a long story short - My (now ex) boyfriend was fantastic. When he was in Norway. After he went back to Korea and we agreed on still being an item, I thought he'd put more actual effort into our relationship. Unfortunately, this was not the case.

I waited for him to be the first to contact me, I had to call. Even though he'd promised me he'd call me as soon as he got there. The trend continued, he'd be good and contact me for a while after each time I complained, and then would stop making contact again.

So I decided on not pausing my life for him, and I broke up. Apparently, he doesn't care much. He hasn't even answered the e-mail I sent first, nearly a month ago, enquiring as to his well being. And after that, I waited a week or two and sent him the message saying that I couldn't put my life on hold for him... Until this weekend, I finally said "enough is fucking enough. I can't pause my life anymore."

Other than that, I have much stress with finals, several presentations, a few papers, my grandmother is in the hospital due for her 53rd surgery, which she might not survive... And a very handsome young man asked me out for Friday.

Guh. STRESS

Has reeled me in. It's the bane of all college students, I am convinced.

Still, I'm sitting here, doing anything BUT my assignment. I've got it sitting here, right beside me, like some ominous pea-eater waiting to devour me... But it has to wait until I've finished doing just about everything else. Like playing solitaire.

A lot more important than homework, no?

Also, the pea did not go to school today. She woke up with a fever and a headache and decided that in bed, under the covers, not moving, was a very good place to be. The pea now has make-up assignments to do. Which isn't so bad, all things considered... But, again... Yeah.

Ramble ramble ramble...

So as some of my friends probably know, I've joined a band and we've got a gig going for us in two weeks time. It was all supposed to be real fun and stuff, and serious bizznizz or whatnot, but...

The dickwads upstanding young gentlemen I worked with were too fucking lazy had emergencies all over the place so they couldn't pull their fingers out of their arses practice.

So for me, I doubt there'll be a concert, because I don't want to stand on stage and look like a bloody idiot and not have good chemistry with the band, because it would be a very bad show, and no bloody one the audience wouldn't enjoy it.

To say the least I'm fucking ANNOYED a little irritated.